The only thing I hate more than CD's are fucking adverts at the top of websites. Fucking stupid. Sorry :(

Reviews added July 2006:

Ash - "Meltdown"
Wimpy radio rock that doesn't sing about exploding heads enough - 2/5

50 Cent - "Guess Who's Back"
Woeful gangsta rap offering from somebody who would go on to produce even worse music in the following years - 1/5

Coheed & Cambria - Second Stage Turbine Blade"
Something that's even more painful to listen to than 50 Cent - 1/5

Smile Empty Soul - "Smile Empty Soul"
Horseshit generic nu-metal for teenagers - 1/5

Cannibal Corpse - "Tomb of the Mutilated"
Hilarious death metal covering subjects such as raping dead bodies to ejaculating blood - 3/5

LL COol J - "G.O.A.T"
The definition of garbage mainstream hip hop - songs about being rich, being amazing, and crude and unwitty descriptions of sex - 1/5

Adema - "Adema"
Blah, more teen angst from boring nu-metal bands that are huge - 1/5

Black sabbath - "Black sabbath"
Promising debut from heavy metal pioneers - 3/5

Eminem - "Slim Shady LP"
Fantastic album by a mainstream rapper doesn't mention expensive cars once - 4/5

Ludacris - "Word of Mouf"
Stupid album from a stupid man. The only thing that saves this CD is references to wrestling - 2/5

Green Day - "Dookie"
Fun and typical Green Day album, no more, no less - 2.5/5

Dr. Dre - "2001"
Lots of songs about sex and drugs, and guns. And money. It's not original - 2/5

Limp Bizkit - "Chocolate Starfish & the Hot Dog Flavoured Water"
Nowhere near as bad as everyone made out, just because it got cool to hate this band. Fred Durst is God and I've seen him have sex before - 2.5/5

Yes, I realise this is a very ugly template, but I cannot be bothered to tidy it up just yet. Maybe at some point. I may even put the reviews into some sort of coherent order too. But I might not.

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